UPA Government to get Noble Prize

The UPA II Government is expected to be awarded the Noble Prize ( all categories rolled into one ) for its invention of right wing terror. This useful device is targeted at diverting an entire nation's ( comprising a billion people) focus from real issues and real terror to wild goose chases, perpetual blame games and is estimated to be extremely effective at the government not having to work on solving real issues at hand.

On a related note, Governments of various European countries, including Greece, Italy,Spain etc. are planning to enter into discussions with the Indian Government to examine if such devices can be customised and used in thier respective countries. to wish away the problems their economies are facing.