The hike of Pi

I absolutely , completely, refuse to believe various speculations that the recent petrol price hike of Rs. 3.14 per litre had anything to do with Pi - the mathematical constant with an approximate value of 3.14.

The reason is simple. There is no way the (un)holy trinity that rules the country ( the mother, the son and the  puppet) can comprehend a mathematical concept. The Prince, despite purported to be schooled at Stephens and Harvard, is well known not to have any academic inclinations. The Mother has similar, questionable academic track record. This leaves the well-educated, intellectual, puppet. Well, which puppet in this world can disobey its masters, without unpleasent consequences ( Pinnochio !).

Another reason, perhaps more important, is that Pi, being a mathematical concept, requires rational thought. And the GOP of India can never recognize a rational thought, even if it came and danced in front of them.

UPA Government to get Noble Prize

The UPA II Government is expected to be awarded the Noble Prize ( all categories rolled into one ) for its invention of right wing terror. This useful device is targeted at diverting an entire nation's ( comprising a billion people) focus from real issues and real terror to wild goose chases, perpetual blame games and is estimated to be extremely effective at the government not having to work on solving real issues at hand.

On a related note, Governments of various European countries, including Greece, Italy,Spain etc. are planning to enter into discussions with the Indian Government to examine if such devices can be customised and used in thier respective countries. to wish away the problems their economies are facing.